our guide leads you into a long room, the walls of which are covered in panels, all of which shimmer disturbingly. Looking more closely at the nearest one, you see what appear to be hundreds of lines of text, constantly updating. A sudden sound makes you jump, before you realise that it is merely the voice of your guide.

"These," he says, gesturing at the screens, "are the Message Boards. Here you will find messages left by people of all species, races, countries, guilds, on whatever subjects come to their minds. You, too, can place messages upon these boards. Of them, there are uncountably many, and not even I know all their secrets. I would not recommend that you wander too far in here. However, here are a few which may be particularly pertinent to you..."

He leads you to a group of a few screens, each individually titled: